This was extremely difficult to cull down to just 11.
11. ...damn, they missed!
10. I’m planning to take a shit on his grave when he’s gone.
9. Too bad. Had the lunatic succeeded, he would have been doing us a service.
8. Dr. Evil escapes again...damn!
7. Cheney Unhurt; World Disappointed.
6. I hope he's alright (sarcasm)
5. that's too bad that would solve half of our problem (maybe the biggest part of it)
4. Will they find “dick” written all over Cheney’s coffin in 2000 years? I got my crayons and chisels laid out, Whatever it takes.
3. Better luck next time!
2. If at first you don't succeed...
1. "Cheney's spokeswoman said he was fine" Fuck.
(Sources here here here here)