1) Learn how to sing.
2) Become a rock god.
3) Get invited on to American Idol to "mentor" the contestants, and to provide them a list of songs that "influenced" me as an artist for them to perform.
4) Laugh hysterically as some boy band reject struggles his way through an R&B "reimagining" of Iron Maiden's "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner". All 8 minutes of it.