Wednesday, March 28, 2007

My New Life Goals

1) Learn how to sing.

2) Become a rock god.

3) Get invited on to American Idol to "mentor" the contestants, and to provide them a list of songs that "influenced" me as an artist for them to perform.

4) Laugh hysterically as some boy band reject struggles his way through an R&B "reimagining" of Iron Maiden's "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner". All 8 minutes of it.

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