Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Out on the Sea of Madness - A MilF Hype Preview

For sports fans, March Madness is the most wonderful time of the year. March and April see spring training give way to Major League Baseball's regular season. The NFL draft gives millions of fantasy football dorks hours of programming. The Masters tailors another green jacket. And the frenetic concomitance of the NCAA (men's) basketball tournament feeds the obsessions of roundball fans and casual bettors for an entire month.


But most importantly, March marks the beginning of KAR's annual Four Months of Hype leading up to the blogosphere's premiere sporting event: the 3rd Annual Millard Fillmore Memorial KAR-Nation Open Championship Charity Golf Outing Celebrity Classic. And this year's hype promises to be bigger, better, and more annoying than ever! For 2007, not only will you be subjected to the incessant updates and notices, but the KAR Hype Machine will also be enhancing your promotional experience with:


* A new logo (Where's the new logo, Bill?)!


* Semiprofessonal-appearing, overproduced, fancy ad slicks, such as the one pictured above!


* Even more sternly-worded reminders to check your friggin' e-mail and get back to me!


* A weekly tips and strategies post featuring hole-by-hole breakdowns of the luxuriant TPC at Valleywood!

* And much, much more!


And just a reminder: if you haven't put yourself on the list to participate in the 3rd Annual MilF (or the post-MilF gala for you nongolfers), please e-mail me IMMEDIATELY at:





Once Valleywood opens for the season, I'll contact all prospective participants for help determining which date/time/format/amount of beer/charity works best for everybody.


MilF 2007 - Believe the Hype!

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