LEARNEDFOOT: Hey Moonchild - you know what?
MOONCHILD: Poopy poopy poopy poopy butt!
LF: Ha ha! That never gets old. No seriously - guess what I just heard.
MC: I tooted! Tooooooted!
LF: I mean other than that...
MC: I want a sucker!
LF: In a minute. I have some news that you might be interested in. It concerns your future social life.
MC: Poopy tootie butt!
LF: OK, I'll just tell you: this guy I know - he's having twin girls!
MC: Girls are poopy.
LF: Yeah, well, 20 years from know, I guarantee you won't think that. And, more importantly, in 20 years they'll still be twins! Twin girls!
LF: Now you're gettin' it. *sniff* That's my boy!