Friday, April 27, 2007

New Product: Portable Attack Dog Carrier

The new "Port-a-Pit" allows you to feel safe walking in any neighborhood, at any time of day.


This unique, possibly life-saving device comes with a vicious breed of dog known as a "mini-pit" which is light-weight but long on mean (just look at the damn thing!). Carrier and mini-pit do not exceed a combined weight of 5 pounds, perfect for carrying on bus, light-rail, or other modes of transport likely to be rife with ner-do-wells.


When they see the "Port-a-Pit", they will keep on walkin' to the next victim!


Carrier doubles as life preserver. Dog available in any color you want, as long as it's black.


LEARNEDFOOT PROVIDES FULL DISCLOSURE: The most vicious thing that I ever witnessed the display-model "mini pit" do is poop on my lawn.

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