Monday, April 09, 2007

Shrinking Outside the Box

I... ah...

Er.

Well, I'll just quote the article:

Adult movie superstar Jenn@ Jam3s0n has had plastic surgery on her vagina. The 32-year-old pRon actress decided to have some work done on her most famous asset but is reportedly not happy with the results.

Her displeasure means she has been forced to cancel a number of meetings with film bosses who want to adapt her autobiography 'How to Make Love Like a Pron Star', so she can have re-corrective surgery.

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No. Won't go there. I'll just let the story's "source" supply the punchline:

A source told the New York Daily News newspaper: "She underwent a vaginoplasty conducted by a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy.

"She has decided to hole up [*giggle* *snort* -ed.] and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug [*PFFTTTT!!!* Coke shooting out nostrils -ed.] on the movie."


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