*urp*

Sheryl Crow's One Square Protocol is apparently so detatched from reality, so droolingly stupid, that even Rosie O'Donnell thinks it's dumb:

Crow made her comments on her blog last week, and Rosie took a moment on this morning's "The View" to express her incredulity at the supposedly enviro-friendly suggestion. "Have you seen my ass?!" bellowed Rosie...

This is one of those...moments that... forces one to...rethink...

Excuse me.

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*hork* hork*

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can't

get

image

out

of

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Sorry.

Must...struggle

to get

to

punchline

*hic hic*

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OK...here...goes...

*heave*

*urp*

Punchline is...

*pant*

...as follows:

*shlook*

Everyone's seen Rosie's ass -

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*ulp*

...

try again:

Everyone's seen Rosie's ass. *snork* It is, after all, a prominent feature of the Los Angeles skyline.

*brahhh*

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*ptooey*

Please take over for me, Bobo.