Monday, May 28, 2007

Grilling With Dementee!

HI HO EVERYBODY!!!! DEMENTEE HERE!!!!! IT MEMORIAL DAY!!!!! AND YOU KNOW THAT MEMORIAL DAY MEAN TWO THINGS: FAT LOSER LEFTYBLOGGERS (IS THERE ANY OTHER KIND?!!) WHO COULDN'T SEE OWN PENIS IF THEY HAD ONE BLOGGING ABOUT THE SACRIFICES MADE BY SOLDIERS IN IRAQ BEING A WASTE (ME BET THEY SHAKING HEADS SADLY WHILE DOING SO), AND GRILLING MEAT!!!!

ME WAS OVER AT FOOT'S PLACE LAST NIGHT, AND HE GRILL FOR DEMENTEE THE BEST BURGER ME EVER HAD!!!!!! ME TWEAK THE RECIPE A BIT, AND NOW ME WANT TO SHARE WITH YOU!!!!!!!

LearnedFoot's Superdecadent Moonbat Conflagration Burger


WHAT YOU NEED:

2 lbs GROUND MOONBAT - 75/25 FAT CONTENT*
KOSHER OR SEA SALT!!!!!
PEPPER!!!!!!
BUTTER!!!!!!
ONION POWDER!!!!!!!
HAMBURGER BUNS!!!!!!!!
PROCESSED AMERICAN CHEESE!!!!!
TOMATO!!!!!
BIBB LETTUCE!!!!!!!!

DIRECTIONS:

DIVIDE GROUND MOONBAT INTO 1/3-POUND CLUMPS!!!!!! RINSE HAND WITH COLD WATER!!!!!! ROLL EACH GROUND MOONBAT CLUMP INTO BALL, THEN SQUOOSH IT DOWN INTO PATTY, ROTATING HANDS AND WORKING FROM INSIDE TO OUT!!!!!!!

WHEN PATTY ALMOST TO DESIRED FLATNESS (ABOUT 1/2 to 3/4 INCH), CREATE LITTLE 1 INCH BY 1 INCH POCKET IN MIDDLE OF PATTY, CAREFUL NOT TO MAKE HOLE IN PATTY!!!!!!! PLACE 1 PAT OF BUTTER IN POCKET AND THEN COVER IT COMPLETELY WITH BEEF YOU JUST MOVED ASIDE TO MAKE IT!!!!!!!!! SALT, PEPPER AND ONION POWDER BOTH SIDES TO TASTE!!!!!!

HINT: IF YOU A PIE-DECORATING NANCY WHO LIKE MAKING FLAVORED BUTTERS, THIS IS EXCELLENT TIME TO USE IT!!!!! GARLIC-OREGANO WORKS ESPECIALLY NICE FOR THIS RECIPE!!!!!

PREHEAT GRILL TO MEDIUM!!!!! BRUSH RACK!!!!!! PUT PATTIES ON RACK!!!!!!!

HAVE ATOMIZER BOTTLE OR GRILL COVER READY, AS ALL THE FAT AND BUTTER MAKE FLAREUPS SO BIG THAT IF YOU DON'T COVER GRILL, YOU HAVE MUSHROOM CLOUD OVER YARD!!!!!! THEN COPS AND HOMELAND SECURITY WILL COME AND ARREST YOU ON TERRORISM CHARGES, WHILE YOUR GUESTS GET TO STAY BEHIND AND DRINK ALL YOUR BEER!!!!!!! THAT WOULD SUCK!!!!!

WHERE WAS DEMENTEE??!!!
OH YEAH - BURGERS!!!

ANYHOO - 5 to 6 MINUTES PER SIDE FOR MEDIUM RARE BURGER (DEPENDING ON THICKNESS)!!!! ADD CHEESE DURING LAST MINUTE OF COOKING IF DESIRED!!!!! DO NOT BE AFRAID OF OVERCOOKING!!!!!! THE HIGH FAT CONTENT OF MEAT AND THE YUMMY YUMMY BUTTER MAKE THIS BURGER A TOOTHSOME TREAT EVEN AT MEDIUM-WELL!!!!!!!!!!!

BRUSH BEACH SIDE OF BUNS WITH MELTED BUTTER AND TOAST ON GRATE FOR ABOUT 1 AND A HALF MINUTE!!!!!! SERVE WITH FIXIN'S!!!!!!

DEMENTE HATE WORD "FIXIN'S"!!!!!! MAKE ME ANGRY!!!!!! MAKE ME WANT TO EAT...

ANOTHER MOONBAT BURGER!!!!!!


* FOOT'S RECIPE ACTUALLY CALL FOR 2 LBS. OF 75/25 GROUND SIRLOIN OF BEEF!!!! ME LIKE MOONBAT BETTER SO ME CHANGE!!!!!!!!


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