Monday, May 07, 2007

MilF Tips: TPC at Valleywood #6

NOTE: This is the sixth installment of a series created for KAR's Expanded MilF Hype Program. Each week, we will present a breakdown of one hole on the MilF's home course: the majestic and hallowed TPC at Valleywood. Since I'm certain nobody reads this introductory note any more, I'll just insert some random vulgarities: boner wiener poop fart boobies baniaiaian woody nipples. Print them out and collect them all to make a groovy "course book" just like the pros use!

VALLEYWOOD #6
"Galt's Gultch"


Marked by dramatic elevation changes, #6 is a 333-yard (302 from the MilF tees) par 4. The elevated tee allows for a monster drive, which is mitigated by the even-more elevated green and a slight dogleg.

Your second shot will be a punch shot out of the heavily treed woods that line either side of the fairway. From there your should have a nice half-wedge into the deep, two-tiered green.

FOOT'S SECRET TIP: A port-o-potty at the tee box here represents your last chance to drop a deuce until the clubhouse at the turn.

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