Monday, May 07, 2007

The News in Haikus

-"Dude, I need some smack"
-"Sure, here you go - BWARARARRF*.
"One hundred bucks, please."

* Three sylables.

Israel adopts
Revolutionary speed
Bump technology.

Gomers who shoplift
From Wal Mart are trashiest
White trash of them all.

Of course children are
Bad for the environment.
Moonchild's poop's toxic.

A bomb goes off at
The Luxor. Foot gropes for a
Powerslave haiku.

Paris does her time.
Hot prison lesbo film soon?
Nihilist hopes so.

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