Forsooth! Mark the call from T-Paw's lair!
Mark it well, ponder it, know it.
For again this day a government official does declare:
"What we really need is an official poet!"
Thus do KARnies scramble
To rejigger their outfit to it's new mission.
New header! New poems! We must take a gamble!
Look at KAR now as a State Poet audition!
So bear with us dear reader, please try not to fret
This may make our ThunderJournal better (but more likely worse),
When you pay nothing for something, you get what you get:
Our posts 'til further notice shall be only in verse.