Tuesday, June 12, 2007

IMPORTANT MilF UPDATE!!!! READ NOW!!!! NO, SERIOUSLY - VERY IMPORTANT!!!!! DROP WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING AND READ THIS!!!!!

Because of a conflict at the TPC at Valleywood that cannot be resolved soon enough for our comfort, Bill and I have been forced to reschedule the 3rd Annual Millard Fillmore Memorial KAR-Nation Open Championship Celebrity Charity Golf Outing Classic and its attendant Post-MilF Awards Ceremony and Gala.
After painstaking research and an overarching desire to provide a date that will force Noted Smack Talker Chad the Elder to put his money where his mouth is while maximizing the likelihood of somebody getting heat stroke, The Championship Committee has determined the true actual date that you all can safely write into your day planners in indelible ink:


FRIDAY AUGUST 24th, 2007.
Noonish


We apologize to anyone who is inconvenienced by this. Apparently there's some jerkoff in Edina who wants to have a shotgun tournament for a high school reunion that day, and he's been slow reporting to the course the number of golfers it will need to accommodate.

Apparently there aren't any golf courses in a more appropriate location. Like, say, near Edina.

So remember, the new actual date for the MilF and Post-MilF is...





One more time in case you missed it:


Don't you dare miss it.

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