Tuesday, June 26, 2007

News Haikus

I read today's news.
Forgive me for forgetting
we have NBA.

Soros-funded blog:
"All gay news, all of the time!
Gay gay gay gay gay!"

Blame it on steroids?
And will McMahon show the deed
on home pay-per-view?

We've heard this before.
May they should do weather
for the Monitor?

Well, hello, numb-nuts!
See the TV's "on-off" switch?
It has two settings!"

Hello, Learned Foot.
You're coming back...tomorrow?
Right? Um - tomorrow?

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