Tuesday, July 17, 2007

MilF Tips: TPC at Valleywood #10

NOTE: Bobo sez...




VALLEYWOOD #10
"The Dunk Tank"

All rested up from the turn? Have you refreshed yourself with a beer or grabbed some lunch? Perhaps a nice cathartic poop?


Good. Because this hole sucks.


A par-4 playing 376 from the MilF tees, #10 presents danger at every turn. Hit your drive too long, and you run out of fairway ending up out of bounds. Hit it too short and you'll find yourself facing a long iron into the shallow green over water and a sand trap with large willows waiting on the other side of the pond to knock your ball into the water should you err slightly to the right. If you have a tendency to lose balls, this hole is - to use a golf term - poopy.



And even if you manage to carry the water and the sand and avoid the trees, if you hit your second shot too far, your ball will almost definitely wind up in the o-b area behind the green. Good luck!



FOOT'S SECRET TIP: From the tee, the corner of the fairway - i.e. the place you should hit your drive - is about 230 yards, if you aim just to the right of the target that is helpfully placed in the fairway. If you can hit a driver farther than that, consider teeing off with a 3-wood. Or, just throw a sleeve of new golf balls into the pond and move on to the Eleventh.

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