Monday, July 02, 2007

MilF Update

The Competition Committee is pleased to announce the following new Proxy Contest Special Awards for those competing in the 3rd Annual Millard Fillmore Memorial KARNation Open Championship celebrity Charity Golf Outing Classic on August 24 The Year of our Lord 2007:

* The Jeff Fecke Scoring Trophy

This traveling trophy will be awarded to the team who fakes their score card in such a manner that it most closely resembles the actual winner's card, minus one stroke.

* The Jeff Fecke Fecked Score Honourable Mention Plaque

The Honourable Mention Plaque goes to the golfer who marks down most creative fake score for a single hole. Last year's unofficial winner was Andy Aplikowski, who carded a 6-under-par -2 (an "eagatrossie") on the par-4 18th hole.

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