A 180 foot image of Homer Simpson has been painted into the hillside, next to the famous fertility symbol - the Cerne Abbas giant - in Dorset. Pagans are not happy with the new addition to the hillside, and plan some 'rain magic' to get it washed away.
I hope for their sake, that the pagans' rain magic is more effective than it's fertility god:
A little Scott's Turf Builder couldn't hurt. You know what they say: "The Cerne Abbas Giant only helps those who help themselves."
At least it has a giant boner.