Thursday, July 12, 2007

The News in Haikus

I have a feeling
I know where next V-Tech-style
Slaughter will occur.

Police had me wrapped
Around their finger. This guy,
Must not have been there.

I've heard about MILFs
Giving head, but never taking
Head. That is, 'til now.

No beheadings at
The MilF - But slow play earns a
Top Flite enema.

In a single week,
Ryan fisks Nick and ponders poop.
Welcome back, buddy!

MinMon "reporters"
Must not be gettin' any.
Can't stop sex blogging.

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