MilF Liveblog

I hate golf.

I'd rather watch professional skateboarding. Hell, I'd rather watch Flip This House. Sober.

If I'd wanted to wander around whacking ineffectually at things with a piece of metal, I'd have become a labor goon.

But since the rest of the KAR crew will be busily duffing away tomorrow, I'll follow along in the golf cart, macking on the 14th-green bikini babe live-blogging the event.

Tune into KAR at noon tomorrow for all the golf-tacular goodness.

Pre-Tee show starts whenever I crack through the crushing, golf-driven ennui.