Wednesday, August 08, 2007

A MilF Over Troubled Water

There has been some conjecture that the 3rd Annual Millard Fillmore Memorial KARNation Open Championship Celebrity Charity Golf Outing may be postponed due to the recent tragedy. Let me assure you that the MilF will go on as scheduled. In these trying days we must not submit to fear or recriminations. We can still mourn the dead even as we are shanking our 7th shot of the hole into the woods.


Which reminds me: MilFers - check your e-mail.


Other MilF-related developments of note:


* In addition to the other special awards already established, the Tournament Committee has announced a new one:


The Spotty: The Spotty will be awarded to the golfer who exhibits the most baseless hubris in the overestimation of his own game. Last year's winner was the Nihilist in Golf Pants, who constantly reminded his playing companions that the TPC at Valleywood was easier than the courses he typically plays, while en route to shooting a 99.


The Jeff Fecke Look-Alike Contest - Self-explanatory.


* KAR is ready to announce the winner of the Sausage Poll.


Drumroll please...


The sausage that will be served at this year's PostMilF Awards Ceremony and Gala Extravaganza is...




THE ITALIAN!!!!!




KAR extends its congratulations to the Italian sausage. We are looking forward to eating you.

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