Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Milf Tips: Some Final Thoughts

I hope you found our little tour around the TPC at Valleywood enlightening. Or, if you're not a golfer, annoying. In case you missed any, you can find all the hole summaries here.

Despite the sometimes uncreative hole layouts, the TPCaVW does force you to use every club in your bag. Prudent shot selection and good course management will get you through the often demanding target-golf stretches of the course. Valleywood rewards prudence and patience. But, if you insist on pulling out the lumber and shooting for the stick on every shot, your reward will be 98.

Incidentally, my average score for this course is 98.

But let's face it, the Millard Fillmore Memorial KARNation Open Championship Celebrity Charity Golf Outing Classic is about more than mere golf.

It's also about beer. And illegal fireworks.

So as we stand so close to writing another chapter into the annals of this ancient and storied game, it helps to remind ourselves of those who have come before us, and of those who will be waiting for us at the PostMilF, already shnockered out of their skulls. We will all smile together, comfortable in the realization that our lot could have been fated to carouse with a far, far sorrier bunch.





See you Friday.
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