Tuesday, August 14, 2007

MilF Tips: TPC at Valleywood #13

NOTE: This is the 13th installment of our ongoing series "Meet the MilF Course". Bill was scheduled to do this writeup, but has been temporarily suspended from his duties while collective bargaining takes place between the union and KAR management.


VALLEYWOOD #13
"Deja Vu"



The final par-3 at Valleywood presents the player with a 160 yard downhill shot over water to a very large green. The smart play...uh... here is...


Waitaminute...




Number 13:









Number 7:




13:









7:




In fact, this hole is nearly identical to Number 7 ("Bill's Bayou"). To do a full hole analysis here would not only be needlessly duplicative, but a waste of labor resources. So I can save myself time while simultaneously striking a blow against my ungrateful ThunderJournalists by merely sending you here.

Nice.

FOOT'S SECRET TIP: If that hot dog you ate at the turn is starting to percolate by the 13th, your next chance to poop doesn't come until 15. Better pucker it up, Snowflake.

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