Monday, August 20, 2007

MilF Tips: TPC at Valleywood #14

NOTE: This is the 14th in a 19-part series meant to introduce MilFers to the home course, and to annoy nongolfers who come here for stupid Letters to the Editor and poop jokes. If you're among the later, it's Tim Pawlenty's fault for not raising taxes.



VALLEYWOOD #14
"The Bikini Chick Hole"



Playing 345 from the Milf tees, #14 presents the golfer a straight, uphill par-4 lined with luxurious homes along the left side. One of these homes, approximately 237 yards from the tee, features a swiming pool around which the lucky golfer can frequently witness a bikini-clad hottie sunning herself or frolicking. Sometimes she's joined by some of her hot friends who likewise enjoy sporting well-cut bikinis. Sometimes, you can see them playing with a beach ball. That's it. Bend over and pick up that ball... Now, hold it over your head and throw it! Make sure you arch your back and really fling that thing...

Er, sorry.

Anyway, blind second shot, blah blah blah, narrow green yada yada, lots of trees etc. tough green...



FOOT'S SECRET TIP: Aim left.

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