Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Milf Tips: TPC at Valleywood #17

NOTE: Bear with me people. We're almost done. Only 2 days left; gotta crank these out.

VALLEYWOOD #17
"Bitch"



This hole sucks. It's a 4o2 yard par-4 that, because of a large mature stand of trees and a pond and a big hill at the crux of the dogleg plays about 450. Your tee shot needs to be perfect: too far and you drive it through the fairway out of bounds; too short, and you have no shot at the green. Too far right - if you don't put it in the trees over there, and your approach will be about 230 yards into the green. Too far left, and - well, it's too horrible to contemplate.

So assuming you hit the 5 square-foot ideal landing area with your tee shot, you face about a 170-yard approach, all uphill, with OB hard up against the right side. Fuck this fucking hole.

FOOT'S SECRET TIP: In one of the few good risk-reward type shots on the back 9, you can try to cut the dogleg. However this entails hitting a shot high enough and long enough to carry:

* A pond,

* A big hill on the other side of the pond,

* A stand of mature trees on top of the big hill, and

* The rough on the other side of the big trees.

In MilF-2006 the Nihilist in Golf Pants took this shot, and put it in the rough on the other side of the trees, so I guess it can be done. Though, I suspect blood doping.

FOOT'S SECRET TIP #2: The descent down the hill from the tee box offers a nice, albeit somewhat distant view of The Hole 14 Bikini Chick.

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