Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Milf Tips: TPC at Valleywood #18

NOTE: Yay! It's over!


VALLEYWOOD #18
"The Tears of Pete Dye"


Given that this is the fourth - FOURTH! - 90-degree dogleg on the course, I have to believe that the course architect simply ran out of room. Anyway, having already played this hole when it was called "Number 3", you know the drill: 3-iron to the corner; 4 or 5-iron to the green. However, 18 does throw a curveball: the green is... elevated! With water on the right!


Get on the green, 3-putt to a heckling chorus of already-finished MilFers sitting at a nearby picnic table chanting "Noonan...NOONAN!", and head off to the PostMilF to get your drink on.


Congratulations, Snowflake! You have now written yourself into an indelible chapter of the legend that is the MilF.


FOOT'S SECRET TIP: Andy's in the last group this year. All MilFers finishing before him should do everything in their power to make him 7-putt this hole.

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