An anonymous poster on the locally renowned "Nihilist in Golf Pants" blog, put out a call for massive terrorist attacks on both international and domestic targets, KAR has learned. The diabolical post, penned by an anonymous coward who only goes by the initials "JB", first appeared on Friday, and read thus:
Bomb ... New York[,] ... Canada[,]...Sri Lanka[,]...Lake Elmo[,]...Minnesotans... , ...[and] John Legui[z]amo[.]
The right-wing noise machine appears to be in full meltdown mode. This shocking revelation comes on the heels of Media Matters' yet-to-be-discredited story about Rush Limbaugh's claim on his nationally syndicated radio program that all US soldiers who serve in Iraq and who vote for Democrats are "[homo]sex[ual]...[baby]...eater[s]...who...[h]ate...cute pupp[ies]."
In all my three years of ThunderJournaling, I have never seen such an evil plot put forward by an unassuming and otherwise erstwhile blog. I call on all democrats in the House and Senate, Minnesota Monitor and Media Matters (sorry for the redundancy) to condemn the Nihilist in Golf Pants for its bloodthirsty demand for the bombing of foreign targets as well as for the threat that blog obviously poses to our national security. KAR also calls on Sisyphus - the only sane contributor to the Nihilist in Golf Pants blog - to apologize to John Leguizamo, as he was pretty good in Ice Age and Ice Age 2.
KAR will continue to monitor this emerging situation, and will post updates as events warrant.
Sisyphus, of the murderous Nihilist in Golf Pants blog, responds:
I don’t see why I have to comment on JB’s post when you have not said whether or not you agree with Obnoxious Packer Guy when he said:“Brett Favre ..[is] the Worst.”
This is just a scurrilous attack to distract from one of Sisyphus' prior rants in a previous Open Thread:
UPDATE 2: I have just received an e-mail from Sen. Tom Harkin in which he surmises that Sisyphus "may be [blasted] on [mint juleps] again." Let's hope that's the case, Senator.
Let's hope that's the case.