As you can see, big things are going on behind the scenes of KAR. Iron Matron joins us today and quickly assumes the title of Best Handle on the Internet.
KAR - Now with boobies!
We also expect another new KARnie to join us soon. Having known this guy and seen his stuff over the past 3 years, I can tell you that he doesn't suck either.
Yes, we're consolidating our power in anticipation of the coming MOB war. Soon our plans for MOB domination will be complete, and you shall witness the power of a fully operational ThunderJournal!
So stay tuned. Until then, enjoy another English "translation" of a foreign pop song. It's like Earworm Wars, with the earworms removed, and dick jokes added.