Do you have a boy-crazy pubescent daughter who wants to be an architect when she grows up? Well, imagine her - and your - excitement upon finding this gift under the tree on Christmas morn:
And those Cock Blocs might even come in handy for you, should you find yourself playing in the MilF against a guy who found one of these under his tree:
No those aren't photoshops. They're real, and there's 10 more of them.
(And, oh yes, there are poop toys.)