Thursday, November 01, 2007

The News in Haikus

Ouch! Gawker blog book
Has sold fewer copies than
KAR's daily hit count.

In new KAR tie-in
Book, I see Bill's character
Maybe being gay.

Maybe you lost in
Court, Fred, simply because God
Hates fucking assholes.

Peel the onion in
That last haiku, readers: sweet
Double entendre.

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck
You, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you,
Fuck you and die jerks.

Speaking of "fuck you"
And of haiku
Is just space-filler.

Wal Mart offers a
Really cheap computer. Still
Not worth shopping there.

J.K. Rowling sues
To protect her copyrights.
In two words: "Oh shit!"

Maybe all those weird
Ron Paulites are really just
Army of robots.

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