Thursday, November 01, 2007

The News in Haikus

Ouch! Gawker blog book
Has sold fewer copies than
KAR's daily hit count.

In new KAR tie-in
Book, I see Bill's character
Maybe being gay.

Maybe you lost in
Court, Fred, simply because God
Hates fucking assholes.

Peel the onion in
That last haiku, readers: sweet
Double entendre.

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck
You, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you,
Fuck you and die jerks.

Speaking of "fuck you"
And bacon...rest of haiku
Is just space-filler.

Wal Mart offers a
Really cheap computer. Still
Not worth shopping there.

J.K. Rowling sues
To protect her copyrights.
In two words: "Oh shit!"

Maybe all those weird
Ron Paulites are really just
Army of robots.

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