Wednesday, November 28, 2007

The News in Haikus

News writers plan to
Strike day of Dem debate. Who
Will write Hil's answers?

"I am one hundred
Per cent, super dooper sure
Not guilty (again)"

Forget praying! That's
For Ludites. Jesus died for
Your cell connection.

If your wife goes on
A vacation to Kenya,
Hire divorce lawyer.

Stealing stuff off of
Other people's blogs? Well, pal,
That gets you a:

GOP YouTube
Debate will be as stupid
As Democrat one.

Sign depicting a
Large ass is protected speech.
God bless Amer'ca!

This is some good shit.
I see ring wraiths, ents, hobbits
Elves, and Aragon!

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