Friday, December 07, 2007

The News in Haikus

Gennifer Flowers
Voting for Hil? Wants to get
Screwed by both of them?

Some guy makes tinkle
On Ryanair flight. I'm not
Making that name up.

Limbaugh's painkiller
Problem pales compared to what
Lefty talkers do.

I fail to see how
Anyone could consider
This a bad problem.

Amazing Kreskin
Has predicted the next Prez:
"Yelnick McWahwah".

Substitute teacher
Brings visual aids for Health
Class. On cell phone. FAIL!

And now, The Money Haiku:

Iran, Iran so
Far away. I guess we can't
Bomb away today.

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