Sizzlin' Bacon— Our Candidate Picks Up Endorsements!

KAR has learned that several unions have endorsed candidate Bacon for President this week, including BOOB (Brotherhood of Oprah & Barack), TITS (Teamsters in Tight Shorts), POOF (Professional Organization of Fartmakers), and FUNS*WC (Farks United for Not Safe For Work Copyright).



We smell a winner here.