You Better Bacon Up That Poll, Boy

A New York Times poll indicates that the current slate of GOP presidential candidates is not exactly inspiring voters. Of course, the poll failed to take into account the impact that bacon's entry into the race would have. As KAR is always on the cutting edge of opinion dynamics, we have commissioned an exclusive KAR Cutting Edge Opinion Dynamics Ipso Facto Poll to paint a more accurate picture of the presidential race in this crucial stretch of the campaign, 11 months before the polls open.

Take a moment and respond to our poll, which can be found in its usual place.