***EXCLUSIVE -MUST ATTRIBUTE TO KOOL AID REPORT***
While "feminists" and outrage-o-holics of all stripes continue their sputtering over that Target ad which depicts some chick bundled in winter wear laying on the company's logo, KAR has discovered something much more sinister about Target's marketing campaign of selling sex to our children. Those who take issue with that advertisement would do better to ignore the comely spread-eagled lass, and pay closer attention to what's underneath her.
After exhaustive research that involved a member of the KAR staff going to a Target store and looking at it, we can report that the Target logo does indeed look like a giant nipple. Look at the evidence:
Here is the well-recognized Target logo:
And here is an artist's depiction of a female nipple (rendered stylistically, since this is a family ThunderJournal):
I think it's pretty obvious to even the most casual observer what Target is playing at here.
We fired an angry letter off to Target demanding that they stop using this pornographic logo. Target's reply:
Quit emailing us. Get a life you loser.
We're not sure who this "Jeff" person is, but rest assured that KAR will bring you the latest developments in this commercial outrage as soon as they happen.