Monday, January 21, 2008

The News In Haiku

"New Journalist" is
stifled! Obviously it's a
NARN conspiracy!"

Wish upon a star,
and your dreams come true. Nothing
there 'bout gussets, dude.

"Hillary" wants to
Turn us into a theme park.
"East Germany-land!"

Dude. Dude. Dude. Like, Dude!
It's totally rush time, dude.
Dude-a-licious. Dude.

"The US would be
OK, if it loathed itself
like I loathe all things."

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