As it appears all sewn up for McCain as the RNC candidate, and Huckabee will likely turn his sites to primo-paying talk gigs, I wonder: what's the next strategic campaign move for Bacon? How can we make sure he has a presence in St. Paul this September at the RNC convention? As Bacon's campaign publicist, I've been struggling for ideas.
Then it struck me. Delegates and convention-goers will get hungry. Media pundits will be looking for a quick bite between hair and makeup retouches. Displaced downtowners who can't get a seat at Mickey's Diner will be looking elsewhere for eats. Hairy-and pierced-in-places-we-don't-like protesters will surely need sustenance.
Voila! Bacon can reach across the aisle, satisfy the hungry — and garner votes in the process — as the "Official street food vendor to the RNC Convention." Picture a vendor/campaign volunteer stationed on every corner...
Who could resist from putting one of these in their mouth?
Bacon. Deliciousness we can believe in... victory we can taste.