Awwwww, is the widdle ThunderJournalist getting tired of doing his widdle ThunderJournal? Is the widdle strain too much for his widdle head? Ooooh, look at me, I'm LearnedFoot, and I'm a whiney widdle wussy boy. Nick Coleman is my intewectual superior. He can write more than I can. . .
Seriously, dude, man up and post something about farts and poop. Hell, throw a boner reference in there if you can.