How about someone else earn their fricking keep for a change? If you're looking for material, NonMonkey has penned back-to-back deeply dishonest and astoundingly stupid stinkbomb turds in the past 2 days. Why not start there? I have training.
UPDATE: It indeed appears that no one is willing to earn their keep. That, or all the KARnies got eaten by an obese leftyblogger.