Tuesday, February 12, 2008

The News in Haikus

This is the biggest
Scam in history. Someone
Pay me not to fart.

Yet another city
Council has grand delusions;
Thinks it's House of Reps.

Looks like a storm is
Rolling in. I hear thunder.
What's that? JESUS CHRIST!

Do sex Androids dream
Of electronic penis?
Virtual anal?

For tonight's homework,
Write an essay. Next project:
Grade your own essay.

There is a house in
New Orleans, that was used by
A spy from Taiwan.

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