We cannot let this Presidents' Day pass without noting that our gag has been filched:
What's next? A new PGA tour event called the Fillmore Memorial Pro-Am (brought to you with limited commercial interruption by Kia Motors)?
This annual running gag is over!
INTERESTING FACTOID: Our own Notorious BIL is the Millard Fillmore Memorial KarNation Open Championship Golf Outing Classic event co-chair. He also owns a little rat-dog. The dog's name?
And the cosmic ballet goes on...