Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Top 12 Reasons the Kool Aid Report is the Best Blog to Replace Captain’s Quarters in the Northern Alliance

Captain Ed has announced that he is shutting down his blog, Captain’s Quarters, and moving his blogging to Hot Air. Ed’s move has created a big opportunity – now there is a rare opening in the Northern Alliance. We believe that KAR is best blog to fill the Captain’s shoes. Here are the top 12 reasons:

12. With KAR, the Northern Alliance would also get the keys to the valuable MilF franchise.

11. Northern Alliance needs a blog that's not afraid to use the word boner.

10. KAR currently outranks all Northern Alliance blogs on the Nihilist in Golf Pants' Top 11 Blogs list.

9. Would improve Spitbull's standing to second-worst Northern Alliance blog

8. Foot's weather report bit was better received by John Hinderaker than Nihilist's Santa Claus bit.

7. KAR's new eye-pleasing template.

6. Nobody here wants to stalk Mary Katherine Ham

5. KAR is the only blog with the courage to point out that Flash has become just another far left-wing DFL party hack.

4. KARnies are better looking than the Power Line guys; have more teeth than the Fraters.

3. Has already included itself in the Northern Alliance blogroll (see sidebar)

2. If there's one thing the Northern Alliance needs, it's more lawyers.

1. Able to come up with one more reason than the other candidate.

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