Friday, March 28, 2008

Friday Bacon Post

We at KAR know that dark horse candidate Bacon will win the presidential election this November. And we've got his inaugural ball threads picked out and ready:

There's a theory that everything is better with bacon. We believe that theory with all of our heart. To that end, we are introducing our line of bacon formal wear with Uncle Oinker's Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. You can get married in bacon, get confirmed in bacon or go to the Oscars in bacon! Wait until Joan Rivers gets a whiff of you. Each Tuxedo is tailored from chemically treated latex print fabric in one of four different sizes. Best of all, it smells just like bacon sizzling in the pan.

Bacon: Dressed to smell as he leads our country into delicious change.

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