Wednesday, March 19, 2008

More Random Crassness

While we're off to a good start this week, we still have a little ways to go until this can be called the crassest week in the history of KAR. So let's get, er, crackin'.

Today's item was sent in by my Northern Alliance colleague, the Nihilist in Golf Pants:

A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

What would one do with a new anus, anyway? Take a second job as a pencil cup? Cleveland Steamers for two?

And doesn't everybody just love that new anus smell?!

[Laughing to hard at the moment to continue posting. Please talk amongst yourselves.]

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