Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Moron Mail

For those of you from out of state who may not have heard, Crass Douchebag with Short Man's Disease, er, "comedian" Al Franken is the TFL's latest gimmick candidate, who is running for The Corpse of Paul Wellstone's Norm Coleman's senate seat. (If you thought that sentence was crass, suck it. I'm a "satirist".) Well, today we have a very special moron mail, penned by Franken's butt boy (SATIRIST!) "communications" director, Andy Bonarr:

Norm Coleman is once again confusing words with actions.

On CNN last week, Sen. Coleman was asked how he differs from President Bush on how we should reverse the Republican Recession.

STOP!!!!!

"Republican Recession"?

"Republican Recession"???

"Republican Recession"???????//???????///????////SLASH?????????

We have all become stupider for having read that. I don't think Andy even knows what a recession is, much less what causes them to occur every 7 to 12 years.

Oh, sure, I could play Mr. Bonarr's game by retorting to this latest in a long list of obvious Tic stylistic devices meant to deceive with something like:

Last I checked, we didn't have a recession until the Dems took over Congress! HA! I TOTALLY PWN3D YOU!!!!!!

or,

Why is Bonarr writing a letter now about something Coleman said last week? Either he doesn't know how to use email or he just saw the latest Senate race poll results.

And indeed I'm sure we can think of 100 more takedowns of this fairly typical Political Hack-speak. But, I think that such a moronic attack sallied by a lightweight, deserves an equally moronic and lightweight retort.

Therefore, I will not be reproducing the remainder of Bonarr's vacuous letter. I shall instead use the remaining space in this post to google-bomb Al Franken's campaign website with our new favorite term, "Cleveland Steamer." I encourage others to do the same.

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