One of them is that lately I have had only about 17 seconds per day to ThunderJournal. If I had more time to think about it yesterday, I probably would have come up with the perfect headline for the Favre retirement post (instead I went with the uber-ordinary "Let the Era of A-Rog Begin"). Fortunately for you, I thought of it during my rediculously ridiculously long morning commute.
So for the record, the perfect, cleverest headline about Favre's retirement is (would have been):
4 Gone Conclusion
Just allow the genius to wash over you a moment. You're welcome.