Tuesday, March 18, 2008

The St. Paul Steamer

The PiPress has the poop on the mysterious DHS fecal invasion March 15.

A man got into the Minnesota Homeland Security and Emergency Management office in downtown St. Paul Friday and defecated in several rooms, police said today.

The incident happened about 1:30 p.m. in a basement office area of 444 Cedar St., according to a police report. The man went in through an emergency exit door that hadn't been secured properly, said Tom Walsh, St. Paul police spokesman.

A contractor working for building management walked out and didn't properly secure the door behind him, said Susan Lasley, Minnesota Department of Public Safety spokeswoman.

Based on the suspect's description, he appeared to be homeless, Walsh said.

That pretty much matches the description of most hippie anti-war protesters in the area... Wait a minute: That was the day before the anti-war protest in Minneapolis. I'm sure they took stool samples.

The man had left on foot before an officer arrived, the police report said.

??!!! What did he leave on you, Foot?

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