Monday, April 21, 2008

ATTENTION SCAIFENET™

SCAIFENET™ MARCHING ORDERS ENCLOSED. PRIORITY DELTA. MOST SECRET.

SET DECODER RINGS TO AUSPICE 87; AUTHENTICATION CODE AS FOLLOWS:

ALPHA-SIERRA-SIERRA-BRAVO-UTAH-TANGO-TANGO-SIX-NINER.

INSTRUCTIONS AS FOLLOWS:

ALL SCAIFENET™ NEWSPAPERS, BLOGS, MEDIA OUTLETS, AFFILIATES AND MEMBERS OF THE RIGHT-WING ATTACK MACHINE IN GOOD STANDING SHALL PIMP THE CANDIDACY OF HILLARY CLINTON.

YES THAT HILLARY CLINTON.

COMPLIANCE IS MANDATORY. REPEAT: MANDATORY.

END COMMUNICATION.

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