Thursday, April 24, 2008

Congratulations! You Have Won a Major Award!

The results are in and the votes have been counted.

The 2008 City Pages Best Local Blog (Right Wing) is:

YOUR BLOG!*

* That is, if you have a blog that's local and right-wing, that is neither Nihilist in Golf Pants nor KAR.

Now you may proudly display this graphic on your blog:





And since we can reliably assume that City Pages' silence equals consent, you can all feel free to sell your award on e-bay without any questions about your award's authenticity!

But why would you want to do that? Wouldn't you rather share company with the other City Pages-selected local media all stars such as:

Best Columnist (Nick Coleman)?

Best TV Weatherperson (Paul Douglas)?

Best FM Radio Personality (Kerri Miller)?

Best Art Critic (who gives a shit?)?

Sport that graphic proudly, fellow local right wing blogger! Even though KAR now remains the only local right-wing blog to never win a City Pages award, we KARnies consider ourselves proud to count you as our colleagues!

Suckers!

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