LEARNEDFOOT CAUTIONS: Careful with that violent rhetoric IM. We wouldn't want to incur the calm, soothing recriminations of the liberal MDE wannabe set again...
IM THROWS CAUTION TO THE WIND:
LEARNEDFOOT FACEPALMS: I, uh.. ah shit.
(Although I did feel a little relieved after I realized that I had read "pennies" wrong at first.)
IM BOOK CLUB PICK (a good read whilst recovering from surgery):
LEARNEDFOOT PUZZLES: Er, wasn't this post supposed to be about Bananaman or something?
Gary reports that our Mayor Baniaiananan is in the hospital for a little gallbladder nip and tuck. I made a little get well card for ya, King.
There's a rumor that Foot might live-blog the surgery. Stay tooned. In the meantime, we upload terabytes of well wishes for a fast recovery, Mayor—and we promise that Mayor (pro tem) Bacon will serve the MOB in an honorable and delicious manner.