Wednesday, April 30, 2008

The News in Haikus

If Bob Dukiet wants
Haikus, then dammit, we shall
Give him some haikus.

Indignant island
Folk, now want to be called "Greeks
In Sensible Shoes."

Tuesday: experts say
"Recession!" Wednesday: Numbers
Say "The experts FAIL!"

Neon colors speak.
What a long, strange trip it's been.
Now the trip's over.

Penis pump judge is
Released from prison. Oh, sweet,
Sweet release! Penis.

Here's a video
Of John Daly golfing. OH,
THE HUGE MAN TITTIES!

Like most men, guy tries
To kill self during "Oprah";
Like "The Big Give," fails.

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