Monday, April 21, 2008

Top 11 Reasons Why Hillary Clinton Should Be Our Next President

11. She ain't no ways tired.

10. She's mentally prepared for sniper attacks.

9. Because independent guys like, er, me are *gulp* voting *coff* for her.

8. Um, "health care" or something?

7. [NOTE TO SELF: think of something for 7]

6. [NOTE TO SELF: think of something for 6]

5. [NOTE TO SELF: think of something for 5]

4. [NOTE TO SELF: think of something for 4]

3. [NOTE TO SELF: think of something for 3]

2. [NOTE TO SELF: think of something for 2]

1. Vagina!



Sorry, Mr. Scaife. I tried. I really did.

I can haz check now?

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